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$0.02 2 Cents Worth
100 Nature Calls/Pit Stop
10-4 affirmative
10Q Thank You
10x thanx thanks
12345 Talk About School
143 i love you
1FTR One For The Road
20 Location
24/7 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
2c 2 Cents Worth
404 I have no clue (what you get when you enter a wrong URL)
73 Best Regards
8 Ate
88 Love and Kisses
AA Alcholics Anonymous
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
Abbr. Abbreviation
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ A bear coughed down enough fish. Goats hide in jellyfish. Kangaroos love monkeys. Noisy octopusses play quadrillateral rocks. Swordfish take undershirts. Velvet wombat xylophones, yet zebras.
ACK Acknowledgement
ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADHD Attention Defecate Hyperactivity Disorder
ADN Any Day Now also irritated, having seen a bad commercial message (from adnoid)
AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Remember/Recall
AFAIU As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
AFDN Any F*cking Day Now
AFK Away From The Keyboard; Away For A Kwickie
AFL AbsoFreakinLutely
AFU All F*ucked Up
AI Artificial Intelligence
AISB As I Said Before; As It Should Be
AISBYSJ As I Said Before You Stupid Jackass
AISE As I Said Earlier
AISI As I See It
AIUI As I Understand It
AIW As It Were/Was
AKA Also Known As
AMAP As Much/Many As Possible
AMF Adios My Friend; Adios Mother F*cker
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANSI American National Standards Institute
ANTOE another nutter thats on edge
ANY1 Anyone
AOB Any Other Business
AOBTD Another One Bites The Dust
AOL America On Line [Internet Content Provider]/ A*seholes OnLine
Aoyss All Of You Suck Severely
APAC All Praise And Credit
API Application Program Interface
ARPA Advanced Research Projects Agency
AS Age/ Sex?
ASAFP As Soon As F*cking Possible
ASAP As soon as possible
ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ASL Age/ Sex/ Location?
A/S or A/S? Age/ Sex?
A/S/L or A/S/L? or asl or a/s/l Age/Sex/Location?
ATB All The Best
ATK At The Keyboard
ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym
ATM At The Moment
ATTN Attention
ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby
AU Australia
aVG Average
AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/ That Again
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet
AYT Are You There
b Back
B&M Brick & Mortar
B/C Because
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
BAC By Any Chance
BAD Broken As Designed
BAK Back At Keyboard
BAK4 Two Clear Points of View ??
BAMBI Bad A*sed Motherf*cker Bit It
BAMF Bad A*rsed Mother F*cker
BAS Big A** Smile
BBB Busy Beyond Belief
BBFN Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Flash
BBIAM Be Back In A Minute
BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
BBL Be back later
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBN  Bye Bye Now
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS Be Back Soon or Bulletin Board System
BC Basket Case; Because
BCC Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU Be Seein' You
BEG Big Evil Grin
BF Boyfriend
BFD Big F*cking Deal
BFE Bum F*ck Egypt [meaning a faraway place e.g. there were no close parking spaces so I had to park in BFE]
BFG Big Friendly Giant; Big F*cking Gun
BFH Bastard From Hell
BFI Brute Force and Ignorance; Bunch of F*cking Idiots
BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN Bye For Now
BG Big Grin
BGP bend them over, grease them up, and prong them
BI Breidbart Index [a way of measuring whether one person's postings to a newsgroup constitutes SPAM. Named after the person who designed it]
BIBO Beer In, Beer Out
BIC Best In Class
BIL Brother In Law
BION Believe It Or Not
BIOYA Blow It Out Your A*se
BITD Beaten It To Death
BK Because
BL Belly Laugh
BM Blonde Moment
BMF Bad Mother F*cker
BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMHATK Banging My Head Against The Keyboard
BMHATW Banging My Head Against The Wall
BMOC Birmingham Mini Owners Club
BMTA Brilliant Minds Think Alike
BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF Big Name Fan
BOC But Of Course
BOF Birds Of a Feather
BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOHOF Back Of Hand On Forehead
BOL Best Of Luck
booted kicked out
BOS Big Orange Switch; Boyfriend Over Shoulder
BOT Back On Topic
BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BOTS Robots
BRB Be Right Back (used when leaving briefly during a chat)
BRBGP Be Right Back Gotta Pee
BRBIGP Be Right Back I Gotta Pee
BRO Brother
Bros. Brothers
BRS Big Red Switch
BRT Be Right There
BS Britney Spears. No wait, bullsh*t. Well, what difference does it make?
BSEG Big Sh*t Eating Grin
BSG Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation
BSOD Blue Screen Of Death
BTA But Then Again
BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTDT Been There, Done That
BTDTGTTS Been There Done That Got The T-Shirt
BTG Buck Tooth Green
BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
BTOBS Be There Or Be Square
BTSOOM Beats The Sh*t Out Of Me
BTTP Back To The Point
BTW By the way
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT But You Know/Knew That
BYKTA But You Know/Knew That Already
BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze
BYOC Bring your own condom
C See
C&G Chuckle and Grin
C&P Copy & Paste
C/O Care Of
CADET Can't Add Doesn't Even Try
CB Call Back
CC Carbon Copy
CCWC Can't Cook Won't Cook
CE Creative Editing
CERT Computer Emergency Response Team
CF Charlie Foxtrot; Cluster F*ck [similar to SNAFU]
CFD Call For Discussion
CFV Call For Votes
CG Cute Grin
CGI Common Gateway Interface
CHP California Highway Patrol
CHUR See How yoU aRe
CIAC Computer Incident Advisory Capability
CIAO goodbye [pronounced Chow]
CIC Christ I'm Confused
CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID Crying In Disgrace
CIO Cut It Out
Cir. Circle
CLAB Crying Like A Baby
CLM Career Limiting Move
CMAP Cover My Ass Partner
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNP Continued (in my) Next Post
CO COnference
COD Cash On Delivery
COTFLGUOAHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack
COTN Coffee/Coke Out The Nose
CP Chat Post(a chat message)
CPF Can Pigs Fly
CRAFT Can't Remember A F*cking Thing
CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
CRC Cyclic Redundancy Check
CRS Can't Remember Sh*t
CS Cop Shop
CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin
CST Central Standard Time [US time zone]
CTR Choose The Right
CTTD Cute Things They Do
CTTS Cute Things They Say
CU See you
cu l8tr See you later
CUL See yoU Later
CUL8R See yoU LateR
CUL8TR See you later
CUNT can't understand normal talk
CV Curriculum Vitae
CWYL Chat With You Later
cy or c-ya see ya
CYA See Ya; Cover Your A*se
CYAL8R See You Later (Seeyalata)
CYL See You Later
D&W Ducking And Weaving
D/L Download
DAP Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle]
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA Doing Business As
DBFN dont be f#cken nosey
DBN Doing Business - Not
dd damned disease
DEG Deliciously Evil Grin
DFM Don't Flame Me
DFU Don't Forget Units
DH Dear/Damn Husband
DICA Do I Care Asshole
DID Direct Inward Dialing
DIFA Dumb Intellectual Fat Ass
DIIK Damned If I Know
DIIN Damned If I kNow
DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A F*ck
DILLIGAFF Does It Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck
DIM Do It Myself
DIY Do It Yourself
DK Don't Know
DL DownLoad
DLG Devilish Little Grin
DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DNA Did Not Answer
DNO Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a post or email to indicate that the total message is included in the subject line]
DNPM Darn Near P*ssed Myself
DNPML Darn Near P*ssed Myself Laughing
DNS Domain Name System
DOA Dead On Arrival
DOB Date Of Birth
DOLT Division of Overseas Lemming Technicians (only seen in private newsgroups - aol.newsgroups.*)
DOM Dirty Old Man
DOMOTY Dirty Old Man Of The Year
DOS Dozong Off Soon or Disk Operating System [the original computer operating system developed by Microsoft, and how they made their name ]
DPKOL Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
Dr Doctor
DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Bow/Blow
DTP DeskTop Publishing
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DTTAH Don't Try This At Home
DUCWIC Do YoU See What I See
DUK Dead Upon Keyboard
DUWTWB Do yoU Want To WhiteBoard
DUWWB Do yoU Want to WhiteBoard
DWB Don't Write Back
DWIM Do What I Mean
DWIMC Do What I Mean Correctly
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean Not What I Say
DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do
DWPKOL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
DWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kissed On The Lips
DYE Damn Your Eyes
DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear
DYSWIS Do You See What I See
E&OE Errors And Omissions Excepted; Errors And Omissions Expected
E2EG Ear to Ear Grin
ED Emotionally Disturbed
EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person
EDT Eastern Daylight savings Time [US time zone]
EG Evil Grin
EIF Exercise In Futility
ELOL Evil Laughing Out Loud
EMSG Email Message
EOB End Of Business
EOD End Of Discussion
EOF End Of File
EOL End Of Lecture
eom End Of Message (nearly always seen in lower case)
EOT End Of Thread
EPID Every Person Is Different
ES&D Eat Sh*t And Die
ESAD Eat Sh*t And Die
ESAL Eat Sh*t And Live
ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ESP ESPecially
EST Eastern Standard Time [US time zone]
ETA Estimated Time Of Arrival
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
F Female
F2F Face To Face
FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
FB Fine Business; Fat B*stard
FC Fingers Crossed
FCFS First Come First Served
FCOL For Crying Out Loud
FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FFRD Flying F*ck in a Rolling Doughnut
FFS For F*ck's Sake
FFTFM For The Feeble Minded
FICCL Frankly I Couldn't Care Less
FIGJAM F*ck I'm Good Just Ask Me
FIGMO F*ck It Got My Orders
FIIK F*cked If I Know
FIIN F*cked If I kNow
FIL Father In Law
FIOFY Figure It Out For Yourself
FIRST Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams
FISH First In Still Here
FITB Fill In The Blank
FITH F*cked In The Head
FLEA Four Letter Extended Acronym
FMF F*ck Me Faster
FMH F*ck Me Harder
FNG F*cking New Guy/Gal
FOAD F*ck Off And Die
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend
FOCL Fell Off Chair Laughing
FOD Finger Of Death
FOS Freedom Of Speech; Full Of Sh*t
FOT Full Of Tripe
FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FRED F*cking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRO F*ck Right Off
FROB F*ck Right Off Baby
FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FSD Fools Seldom Differ
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF Face To Face
FTL Faster Than Light
FTP File Transfer Protocol
FTR For The Record
FTS Fixin' To Start
FUBAB F*cked Up Beyond All Believe
FUBAR F*cked (Fed) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition
FUD Fear Uncertainty And Doubt
FUDA F*ck yUo Dumbass
FUMTU F*cked Up More Than Usual
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst
FWIW For What It's Worth
FWY Freeway
FYA For Your Amusement
FYATHYRIO F*ck You And The Horse You Rode In On
FYI For your information
G or *G* or <g> Grin
GA Go Ahead
GAC Get A Clue
GAFIA Get Away From It All
GAL Get A Life
GBH&K Great Big Hugs & Kisses
GBH&KB Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GC Good Crib
GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running (After snide remark)
GD&RF Grinning Ducking And Running Fast
GD&RVVF Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GD&W Grinning Ducking And Weaving
GF Girlfriend
GFN Gone For Now
GFR Grim File Reaper
GFU General F*ck Up
GFY Go F*ck Yourself
GFYS Go F*ck Your Self
GG Gotta Go or Good Game
GGA Good Game All
GGN Gotta Go Now
GGP or ggp Gotta Go Pee
GH Getting Hard (male)
GIC Gift In Crib
gid Good
gid gid Good Good
GIF Graphical Interchange Format
GIGO Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out
GIWIST Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GJ Good Job
GJP Good Job Partner
GL Good Luck
GLA Good Luck All
GLG Goofy Little Grin
GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
GM Good Move
GMAB Give Me A Break
GMAO Giggling My A*se Off
GMBA Giggling My Butt Off
GMBO Giggling My Butt Off
GMT Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time]
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GOK God Only Knows
GOMFAB Get off my fu***ng aching back
GOOML Get Out Of My Life
GOS Girlfriend Over Shoulder
GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI Get On With It
GPF General Protection Fault; Go Puke Fast
GR8 Great
GRQ Get Rich Quick - a type of spam (MMF)
GRUIT Get Real yoU Impudent Thing
GSH Good Sense of Humour
GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service
GTFOH Get The F*ck Outta Here
GTFOOMF Get The F*ck Out Of My Face
GTG Got To Go
GTGB Got To Get Beer
GTGN Got To Go Now
GTHBS Glad to have Been Seminal
GTP Got To Pee
GTS God That Sucked
GTSU Glad/Good To See You
GTSY Glad To See You
GW Getting Wet (female)
GYFFR Get Your F*cking Facts Right
H&K Hug(s) & Kiss(es)
H2 How To
HABO Have A Better One
HABU Have A Better 'Un
HACB Horny As Can Be
HAGN Have A Good Night
HAGO Have A Good One
HAGU Have A Good 'Un
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HAND Have A Nice Day
HATM Howling At The Moon
HB Honey Bear; HummingBird
HCB Holy Cow Batman
HHB Hello Honey Bear
HHGTTG Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHIS Hanging Head in Shame
HHO1/2K Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking
HHOK Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious
HI Laughter
HIB__ Have I Been ___________
HICA Here It Comes Again
HIG How's It Going
HMFIC Head Mother-F*cker In Charge
HNG Horny Net Geek
HOAS Hold On A Second
HOMPR Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing
HOPR Hang On Phone's Ringing
HOS Husband Over Shoulder
HOUER Hanging On yoUr Every Word
HOYER Hanging On Your Every Word
HP Home Page
HRU How Are You ?
HSIK How Should I Know
HSP Highly Sensitive Person
HT Hi There
HTFSIK How The F*ck Should I Know
HTH Hope This Helps
HTML HyperText Markup Language
HTTP HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA Head Up A*se
HUB Head Up Butt
HW HardWare
HWS(PEST) Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
HWUA Head Way Up A*se
HWY Highway
IAAA I Am An Accountant
IAAD I Am A Doctor
IAAL I Am A Lawyer
IAC In Any Case
IAE In any event
IAGFII It's All Good Fun Isn't It
IANA Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC I Am Not A Crook
IANAD I Am Not A Doctor
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (But...)
IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
IANYM In A New York Minute
IANYS In A New York Second
IAP Internet Access Provider
IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
IASH I Am So Horny
IAWC In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)]
IAY I Adore You
IAYT I Adore You Too [also IAY2]
IB I'm Back
IBC Inadequate But Cute
IBM Inadequate But Marketable
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IC I See; In Character
ICB I Care Because
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ICCL I Couldn't Care Less
ICGAFF I Couldn't Give A Flying F*ck
ICP Internet Content Provider
ICQ or icq I Seek You [an Internet messaging system]
ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICU I see you
ICU2 I See You too
ICUR I See yoU aRe
ID Identification
IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAF I Don't Give A F*ck (also seen as I Do Give A F*ck)
IDGAFF I Don't Give A Flying F*ck
IDGARA I Don't Give A Rat's Ar*se
IDGAS I Don't Give A Sh*t
IDGI I Don't Get It
IDK I Don't Know
IDN I Don't Know
iDOT Internet Development Outreach and Technology
IDTS I Don't Think So
IDTT I'll Drink To That
IE In Effect
IETF Internet Engineering Task Force
IGP I Gotta Pee
IHABICNRWTSF I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What They Stand For [pronounced Eye habbik nerwit siff]
ihi I hate it
IHTBS It Has To Be Shown
IHTFP I Hate This F*cking Place; I Have Truly Found Paradise
IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It
IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWIMWYKM If I Tell You What It Means Will You Kiss Me
IITYWITIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You
IJLS I Just Like Saying
IK I Know; Inverse Kinematics
IKWUM I Know What yoU Mean
IKWYM I Know What You Mean
ILI I Like Ike
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spilt Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard
ILIWAPCT I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
ILU I Love yoU
ILUT I Love yoU Too [also ILU2]
ILY or ily I Love You
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO In My Biased Opinion
IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMMOR I Make My Own Rules
IMNSHO In my not so humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
imo or imho in my (humble) opinion
IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion
IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience
IMPOV In My Point Of View
IMS I'm Sorry or I Must Say
IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion
Inc. Incorparated
INGSI I'm Not Going To Say It
INPO In No Particular Order
INT I'll Never Tell
IO Input/Output
IOU I Owe You
IOW In Other Words
IP Internet Protocol
IR Inter Racial
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IRL In Real Life
IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
IRT In Real Time
ISC I Stand Corrected
ISDN Integrated Services Digital Network
ISO In Search Of
ISP Internet Service Provider
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Remember
IT Information Technology [a global term for all things now to do with computers]
ITFA In The Final Analysis
ITIGBS I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick
ITMA Its That Man Again
ITYM I Think You Mean
IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her
IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff
IWALU I Will Always Love You
IWALY I Will Always Love You
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
IWIK I Wish I Knew
IWSN I Want Sex Now
IYD In Your Dreams
IYF In Your Face
IYF __ Insert Your Favourite ________
IYFEG Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
IYTS If You Think So
J/K Just Kidding
J4G Just For Grins
JAFO Just Another F*cking Observer
JAFU Just Another F*ck Up
JAM Just A Moment/Minute
JAO Just Another Observer
JAS Just A Second
JATP Jazz at the Philharmonic
JFDI Just F***ing Do It
JFF Just For Fun
JFTR Just For The Record
JFYI Just For Your Information
JIC Just In Case
JK Just Kidding
JMHO Just My Humble Opinion
JMO Just My Opinion
JMOOC Just My Opinion Of Course
JOTL Joy Of The Lord
JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group
JSYK Just So You Know
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JTPA Jazz at the Philharmonic Auditorium
JTUSK Just Thought yoU Should Know
JTYMLTK Just Thought You Might Like To Know
JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know
KIA Know It All
KIBO Knowledge In Bullsh*t Out
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KITA Kick In The A*se
KMA Kiss My A*se
KMB Kiss My Butt
KMWIH Kick Me Where It Hurts
KMYF Kiss Me You Fool
KOC Kiss On Cheek
KOL Kiss On Lips
KON Kiss On Neck
KOS Kids Over Shoulder
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KOTM Kook Of The Month
KTCOOTN Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KWIM Know What I Mean
KYHOOTW Keep Your Head Out Of The Water
KYHOOYA Keep Your Head Out Of Your A*se
KYHU Keep Your Head Up
L or *L* To laugh.
L8R G8R Later 'Gator
L8R or L8TR Later
LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
LAB&TYMO Life's A Bitch And Then You Marry One
LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And F*ck
LALL Live And Let Live
LAM Leave A Message
LAN Local Area Network
LART Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
LATBOTG Look At the Boobs on That Girl
lc! lower case! (TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK)
LDTO Lets Ditch This One
LDWPKOL Long Deep Wep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
LGR Little Girl's Room (a polite way of saying you have to go tinkle)
LHM Lord Help Me
LHO Laughing Head Off
LHU Lord Help Us
LJBF Let's Just Be Friends
LLAP Live Long And Prosper
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMA Leave Me Alone
LMAO Laughing My A$$ Off
LMAOROTF Laughing My A*se Off Rolling On The Floor
LMAOTIPADFSYCBOI Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Sure You Can Bet On It
LMAOTIPADFSYCBYAOI Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Sure You Can Bet Your Ass On It.
LMAOTIPADFSYCBYLOI Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Shure You Can Bet Your Life On It
LMC Lost My Connection
LMCOA Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO Laughing My F*cking A*se Off
LMK Let Me Know
LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
LMTFA Leave Me The F*ck Alone
LOAO Laughing Our A*ses Off
LOFLOL Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud
LOL Laughing Out Loud; Little Old Lady; Lots of Love [minority usage]
LoTR Lord of The Rings
LOWOTFBTC Laughing Out Waving On The Floor Biting The Carpet
LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIH Laughing So Hard It Hurts
LSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHTTARDML Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LSHTTARDML Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LSMFT Lucky Strike Makes Fine Tobacco (old slogan)
LSMIF Laughing So Much I Farted
LSMISMT Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax
LSP Less Sensitive Person
LTBF Learn To Be Funny
LTIP Laughing 'Til I Puke
LTM Laughing To Myself
LTMSH Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt
LTNS Long Time No See
LTS Laughing To Self
LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything [Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy]
lul love you later
LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart
LY Love Ya
ly2p Love You To Pieces
LY4E Love You Forever
LYLAB Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart
M Male
m/f male or female?
M8 Mate
MAY Mad About You
MAYB Mad About You Baby
MB Message Board
MBR Master Boot Record
MCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MD Mailed
MDT Mountain Daylight savings Time
ME2 Me Too
MFC Merge From Current [FreeBSD]
MFG More Friendly Garbage
MFIC Mother F*cker In Charge
MFWIC Mother F*cker What's In Charge
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC My Hard Drive Crashed
MHM Members Helping Members
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
MIL Mother In Law
MIME Multi-purpose Internet Mail Extensions
MING Mailing
MIPS Meaningless Information Per Second
ML More Later
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MM Multi Media
MMF Make Money Fast - a type of spam, illegal in most countries
MMIF My Mouth Is Full
MMX Multi-Media eXtensions
MNC Mother Nature Calls
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOMN Milk Out My Nose
MORF Male OR Female
MOS Member of the Opposite Sex
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
MPH Miles Per Hour
MS More Sh*t; More of the Same
MSCEA My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
MSIE Microsoft Internet Explorer
msn MicroSoft Network
MSS Member of the Same Sex
MT My Time
MTF More To Follow
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MUD Multi-User Dungeon/Domain
MUNG Mash/Mung Until No Good
MYBABLB My You've Been a Busy Little Bee/ Boy.
MYOB Mind your own business
N/M Never Mind
NA Narcotics Anonymous
NADM Never A Dull Moment
NADT Not A Darn Thing
NAGI Not A Good Idea
NANAE [Usenet newsgroup]
NANAU [Usenet newsgroup]
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAYY Not Affiliated. Yada-Yada. [origin unknown]
NB Nota Bene [Latin for Note Well, i.e. what follows is important]
NBD No Big Deal
NBL Not Bloody Likely
NBTD Nothing Better To Do
NC Nice Crib
NCB Never Change Baby
NDB None of your Damned Business
NDM No Disrespect Meant
NE1 Anyone
NERD National Establishment for Real Dorks
newbie clueless new user (USES ALL CAPS!)
NFG No F*cking Good
NFI No F*cking Idea
NFW No F*cking Way
NFY No - F*ck You
NGT Not Gonna Tell
NH Nice Hand
NHOH Never Heard Of Her/Him
NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIDWTC No I Don't Want To Chat
NIH Not Invented Here
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIMTO Not In My Term Of Office
NINO Nothing In Nothing Out
NIT Not In Therapy
NLI Not Logged In
NLT No Later Than
NM Never Mind or Nice Move
NMI No Middle Initial
NMP Not My Problem
NMS Not My Style
NMSAA Not My Style At All
NN Night Night
NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol
NoCeM No See 'eM
NOOTO Nothing Out Of The Ordinary
NORWICH kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home
NOYB None Of Your Business
NP No problem
NPF No Problem Found
NPLU Not People Like Us
NQA No Questions Asked
NQOS Not Quite Our Sort
NR Nice Roll
NRN No Reply Necessary
NS Netscape
NSS No Sh*t Sherlock
NT No Text
NTA Non-Technical Acronym
NTG Not Too Good
NTH No Therapy Helpful
NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTL None The Less/Never The Less
NTP Need To Pee
NUI Network User Identification
NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It
NYI Not Yet Implemented
NYM New York Minute
NYP Not Your Problem
O Over [to you]
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OB OBligatory; Oh Baby
OBTW Oh By The Way
OD OverDose; Oh Dear
ODAAT One Day At A Time
OFS One Finger Salute [the 'bird']
OGIMA Oh God It's Monday Again
OIC Oh, I See!
OK abbreviation of all correct (all correct)
OL Old Lady (significant other)
OM Old Man (significant other)
OMA On My Ass
OMB On My Butt
OMBLMAO On My Butt Laughing My A*se Off
OMFG Oh My F*cking God
OMG Oh My God
OMM On My Monitor
ONNA Oh No Not Again
ONNTA Oh No Not That/This Again
OO Over and Out
OOC Out Of Character
OOI Out Of Interest
OOSOOM Out Of Sight Out Of Mind
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment [indicates that part of a message that pertains in some way to the Usenet newsgroup that the message appears in]
OS Operating System
OSIM Oh Sh*t It's Monday
OT Off Topic
OT1H On The One Hand
OTC Over The Counter
OTD Out The Door
OTF On The Floor [mad laughter]
OTGH On The Gripping Hand
OTL Out To Lunch
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTT Over The Top
OTTH On The Third Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top of My Head
OTW On The Whole
OW Oh Well
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
PABG Pack A Big Gun
PAW Parents Are Watching
PBM Play By Mail (games)
PBNFL Possible, But Not F*cking Likely
PC or pc Personal Computer/ Politically Correct
PCB Please Call Back
PCMCIA People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms
PD Public Domain
PDA Public Display of Affection or Personal Digital Assistant
PDN Public Data Network
PDQ Pretty Damn Quick
PDS Please Don't Shoot or Please Don't Shout
PDT Pacific Daylight savings Time
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEM Privacy Enhanced Mail
PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing
PFM Pure F*ckin' Magic [when trying to explain how something works]
PGP Pretty Good Privacy
PhD Piled Higher and Deeper
PHYS pink headed youghurt slinger
PIC Politically InCorrect
PIDOOMA Pulled it directly out of my a$$
PIMP Pee In My Pants
PITA Pain In The A$$
PKB Pot calling the Kettle Black
PKOC Passionate Kiss On the Cheek
PKOL Passionate Kiss On the Lips
PLMK Please Let Me Know
PLMKO Please Let Me Know Ok
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLS Please
PLZ Please
PM Private Message
PMBI Pardon My Butting In
PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFI Problem Magically Fixed Itself
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In (another polite way to get into a running discussion)
PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
PMJFIH Pardon Me for Jumping In Here
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In (another polite way to get into a running discussion
PML Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP Peed My Pants
PO Piss Off
POAHF Put On A Happy Face
POETS (day) Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
POM Phase Of the Moon
*poof* has left the chat
POP Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol
POQ Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
POS Pice of Sh*t or Parents Over Shoulder
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service/System
POV Point Of View
PPP Point-to-Point Protocol; Petty Pet Peeve
PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PS Post Script
PST Pacific Standard Time
PTB Powers That Be
PTHBS Proud To Have Been Seminal
PTL Praise The Lord
PTLAPTA Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition
PTMM Please Tell Me More
PTMY Pleased To Meet You
PTMYA Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance
PTO Please Turn Over
PW Pathetic Wanker; PowWow
Q Queue
QED Quid Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done
QPQ Quid Pro Quo
QSL Reply
QSO Conversation
QT Cutie; Quiet
R Are
RA Red Alert
RAM Random Access Memory
RAS Running And Screaming
RE Hi again (same as re's) or Regarding
REHI Hi Again (repeat hi)
RFC Request For Comment
RFD Request For Discussion
RFM Reply To Flagged Message
RFN Right F*cking Now
RFT Request For Thinking
RHIP Rank Hath Its Privileges
RL Real Life
RLCO Real Life COnference
RME Rolling My Eyes
RMH Real Manly Hug
RNA Ring No Answer
ROFFNAR Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROFL Rolling on Floor, Laughing
ROFLAPMP ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO Rolling on floor laughing my A$$ off
ROFLMAOBT Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Big Time
ROFLMAOPMP Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Peeing My Pants
ROFLMHO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROFLOL Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLUTS Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable To Speak
ROFLUTS ROFL Unable to Speak
ROFLWPIMP Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants
ROFLWTIME roliing on floor laughing wiping tears in my eyes
ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLAS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAOSHTCCOMNAIWEDA Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*se Off So Hard That Coke Came Out My Nose And I Wasn't Even Drinking Any
ROTFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My B*llox Off
ROTFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLSHISMC Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee
ROTFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTM Right On The Money
RPG Role Playing Game
RSN Real Soon Now
RSVP French répondez s'il vous plaît (please reply).
RT Real Time
RTDM Read The Damn Manual
RTF Rich Text Format, Microsoft document format, comes with Wordpad in Windows 95, commonly converted to HTML
RTFF Read The F*cking FAQ(s)
RTFI Read The F*cking Instructions
RTFM Read The F*cking Manual or Read The "Fine" Manual
RTFN Right The F*ck Now
RTFQ Read The F*cking Question
RTFS Read The F*cking Source
RTS Read The Screen
RU18 Are You Eighteen
RUMF aRe yoU Male or Female
RUMORF aRe yoU Male Or Female
S or *S* or <s> Smile
S^ S'UP - What's Up?
SAHM Stay At Home Mum
SAMFUTU Situation Abnormal More F*cked Up Than Usual
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous F*ck Ups
SAR Smart A*se Remark
SASS Short Attention Span Society/Syndrome
SBID Sh*tty But It'll Do
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SCUBA Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
SEC SECond, e.g. Wait a sec
SEG Sh*t Eating Grin
SEP Somebody Else's Problem
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SGML Standardised Generalised Markup Language
SH Sh*t Happens
SHID Slaps Head In Disgust
SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It
SIG Special Interest Group or SIGnature File
SIIK Stuffed If I Know
SIL Sister In Law
SIT Stay In Touch
SITD Still In The Dark
SLIP Serial Line Interface Protocol
SMAR Suck My A*se Raw
SMG Suck My Goat
SMO Serious Mode On
SMOFF Serious Mode OFF
smokey or bear or cop admin or host with power to boot
SMOP Simply a Matter Of Programming
SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
SNAFU Situation Normal All F*cked Up
SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SNR Signal To noise Ratio
SO Significant Other
SOHB Sense Of Humour Bypass
SOHF Sense Of Humour Failure
SOI Stink On Ice; State Of Insanity
SOL Sh*t Out of Luck
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SOS Same Old Sh*t (or "Stuff")
soshdd same old stuff here different day
SOT Short Of Time
SOTD Speak of the Devil
SOTMG Short Of Time Must Go
SOVS SomeOne Very Special
SPAM SPiced hAM [now a common term on the Internet used to refer to Unsolicited Bulk Email, and unsolicited multiple postings to one or more Usenet newsgroups]
SRY Sorry
SSDD Same Sh*t ("Stuff") Different Day
SSI Subject Says It [in email and newsgroup message titles]
ST Such That; Star Trek
ST-DS9 Star Trek Deep Space 9
STFU Shut The F*ck Up
STO Sticking Out Tongue
STR8 Straight
STS So To Speak
ST-TNG Star Trek The Next Generation
ST-TOS Star Trek The Original Series
ST-VOY Star Trek Voyager
SUAKM Shut Up and Kiss Me
SUCDIC Situation Under Control Dickheads In Charge
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUL See yoU Later
SUNOILTY Shut Up No One Is Listening To You
SUP what'S UP
SUYP Shut Up You Pervert
SW SoftWare; So What; Says Whom
SWAG Simple Wild Ass Guess; Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWAS Scientific Wild A** Guess
SWDYRTW Since When Do You Rule The Web
SWL Screaming with Laughter
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWYP So What's Your Problem
SYL See You Later
SYS See You Soon
SYSOP SYStem OPerator
SYT Sweet Young Thing
SYWWBY See Ya - Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya
TA Thanks Again
TABA Throws A Beer At
TAF That's All Folks
TAFN That's All For Now
TANJ There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU Things Are Really F*cked Up
TAWIS That Ain't What I Said
TBC To Be Continued
TBE To Be Expected
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TC Telephone Call; Take Care
TCB Taking Care of Business
TCD The Cat's Dead
TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
TDD The Dog's Dead
TDM Too Damn Many
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFB Too F*cking Bad
TFE Too F*cking Easy
TFIF Thank F*ck It's Friday
TFS Three Fingered Salute [Ctrl-Alt-Del]
TFTT Thanks For The Thought
TGAL Think Globally Act Locally
TGIF Thank God It's Friday
TGTF Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
THNX 1.0E6 Thanks a million
THUNC Thing under the covers
THX, THNX, thx Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIATLG Truly I Am The Living God
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TIIC Those Idiots In Control
TILII Tell It Like It Is
TILMAO Thought I'd Laugh My A*se Off
TIME Tears In My Eyes
TIMTOWTDI There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation
TINC There Is No Cabal
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TIP To Insure Promptness
TJATAW Truth Justice And The American Way
TKS/THX Thanks/Thank You
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLC Tender Loving Care
TLG The Living God
TM Thread Mangler
TMI Too Much Information
TMIKTLIU The More I Know The Less I Understand
TMP too many puppies
TN TelNet
TNOTVS There's Nothing On TeleVision So
TNT Till Next Time
TNX Thanks
TOY Thinking Of You
TP Time Pass
TPAE The Possibilities Are Endless
TPS(S) This Program Sucks (Severely)
TPTB The Powers That Be
TQ thank you
TQVM thank you very much
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TROLL To deliberately provoke an argument in a newsgroup, mailing list or chat room.
TS Tough Sh*t; Top Secret
TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure
TSR Terminate and Stay Resident (program); Totally Stupid Rules
TTBE That's To Be Expected
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N That's The Lot For Now
TTM To The Moderator
TTSP This Too Shall Pass
TTTT These Things Take Time
TTUL Talk/Type To yoU Later
TTYL Talk to you later
TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon
TVB Top Versus Bottom
TVM Thanks Very Much
TWAIN Technology Without An Important Name
TWIMC To Whom It May Concern
TWIS That's What I Said
TWYAS That's What You All Say
TWYT That's What You Think
TY Thank you
TYT Take Your Time [often used in reply to BRB (cf)]
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U You
U/L UpLoad
UAE Unrecoverable Application Error
UBE Unsolicited Bulk Email
UFLA Unidentified Four Letter Acronym
UGTBK yoU've Got To Be Kidding
UL UpLoad
uok? are you okay?
urasoamlg you are a son of a motherless goat
URL Uniform Resource Locator
URLCM yoU aRe weLCoMe
URVS yoU aRe Very Sexy
UT4S yoU Type For Sh*t
UTT Under The Table
UUCP Unix-toUnix CoPy
VBG Very Big Grin
VDPKOL Very Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
VDWPKOL Very Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
VEG Very Evil Grin
VH Virtual Hug
VR Virtual Reality
VRML Virtual Reality Modelling Language
VT Virtual Time
W/ With
W/O With Out
W8 Wait
W8ING Waiting
W8NC Wait And See
WAB What Another Bill
WAEF When All Else Fails
WAG Wild Assed Guess
WALOC What A Load Of Crap
WAN Wide Area Network
WAREZ Softwares, normally illegal distributed on the net
WAS Wild A** Guess
WAYD What Are You Doing
WB Welcome back
WBS Write Back Soon
WBSP Write Back Soon Please
WCAGA What Comes Around Goes Around
WD Well Done
wdos used when playing bridge on yoo hoo
WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That
WEFT Wrong Every F*cking Time
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WFHC Why For How Come?
WFM Works For Me
WGACAA? Who Gives A Care About Abbreviations?
WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F*ck
WGAS Who Gives A Sh*t
WGASA Who Gives a S**T Anyway?/World's Greatest Animal Show Anywhere (old San Diego Zoo Slogan created becuase the construction crew for the Safari Park couldn't use the first definition!)
WIBNIF Wouldn't It Be Nice IF
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WOA Work Of Art
WOFT Waste Of F*cking Time
WOFTAM Waste Of F*cking Time And Money
WOM Word Of Mouth
WOMBAT Waste Of Money Brains And Time
WOS Wife Over Shoulder
WOW Wish Only Well
WPKOL Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
WRT With Regard/Respect To
WSDMU We Sure Did Miss yoU
WTF what the F*ck
WTFDIC What The F*ck Do I Care
WTFDIK What The F*ck Do I Know
WTFDYTYA Who The F*ck Do You Think You Are
WTFK Who The F*** Knows!?
WTG Way To Go (Well Done!)
WTH or wth What/Who The Hell/Heck
WUC Why yoU Cry?
WWW World Wide Web; World Wide Wait
WWYC Write When You Can
WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYM What You Mean?
WYP What's Your Point?
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
WYSOH Where's Your Sense Of Humour?
X-( Drunk or User just died
XG eXcellent Garth
XTLA eXtended Three Letter Acronyme
XW eXcellent Wayne
XYZ eXamine Your Zipper
Y2K The Year 2000
YAABH You Are A Big Help
YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YBS You'll Be Sorry
YCIITM Your Check / Cheque Is In The Mail
YCLIU You Can Look It Up
YCTFS You Can't Type For Sh*t
YG Young Gentleman
YGGM Your Guess is as Good as Mine
YGM You've Got Mail!
YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding
YHB___ You Have Been ___
YHBW You Have Been Warned
YHL You Have Lost
YHTBT You Had To Be There
YIAH Yes I Am Here
YKWIM You Know What I Mean
YKYATP You Know You're A Tired Parent
YL Young Lady
YM You Mean or Young Man
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (You may not have the same luck I did or it could be different for you)
YOYO You're On Your Own
YOYOW You Own Your Own Words
YR Yeah Right
YSS You Suck Severely
YT Yours Truly
YTMOB You Turn Me On Baby
YW You're Welcome
YWIA You're Welcome In Advance
YWSYLS You Win Some You Lose Some
YYSSW Ya Ya Sure Sure Whatever
ZN ZiffNet

Last Updated on 12/1/2001
By Laurence Holbrook